Breaking News: King Rump believes that terrorists have commandeered the carousel at the Coney Island amusement park and are making the ponies run in circles. Furthermore, he says a Giant Ape is assaulting his Rump in New York, the Towers, that is. And in Sweden, Sweden of all places, Sweden! people are so poor they… Continue reading All the News That Wasn’t
The president signed an order that says certain people will not be allowed in America. Those already in residence will be relocated to an area set aside for them, and if they resist they will be rounded up and either imprisoned or killed. No, this is not 2017 and King Rump's rampage. It was… Continue reading Fire!